In a quiet afternoon in the Stellar Graveyard, Flonne was frolicking around in the wastelands of the Stellar Graveyard. She raised her fists as her eyes set ablaze once she was captivated by the beauty of the starry sky. When she looked to her right, she found a Hobbit walking slowly as its face was looking emotional. Flonne placed her left finger on her left cheek and thought to herself, “Awwww, I think I wanna help that poor, lonely Hobbit!”
Flonne ran to approach the Hobbit. She shouted, ”Mr. Hobbit! Mr. Hobbit!” as she waves her right arm to get the Hobbit’s attention. The Hobbit slowly raised its head and looked into Flonne as its eyes were weeping.
“Why did you call me, young lady? What do you want?”, the Hobbit replied as it wiped its tears from his face. Flonne slowly stopped running then she asked as her face was in pity for the weeping Hobbit, “Why are you crying, Mr. Hobbit? Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?” The Hobbit quickly yelled in agony, “I can’t take this anymore! I don’t know what to do with my life anymore! I might as well die!” Flonne felt sorrow for the Hobbit. She approached it and gently placed her right hand on the Hobbit’s forehead.
“There, there now… Please don’t cry!”, she answered. “I’m sure some of your friends still love you, even your family too! It’s still not the end of the world for you, Mr. Hobbit!”, Flonne continued.
“My friends are always making fun of me!”, answered the Hobbit who just happens to weep again. “I don’t have a family, and, and, and, … what is ‘love’?”, continued the Hobbit as his eyes suddenly looked innocent.
“Mr. Hobbit, you don’t know what love is??”, asked Flonne in disbelief. Then she smiled and explained everything to the Hobbit, “Love is a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection for someone or something. It is like how you truly express how much you like a person or a thing. Do you get it now, Mr. Hobbit?” The Hobbit answered curiously as it tilted its head slightly to its right, “Huh? I don’t get it, young lady?”
“Aww!”, Flonne exclaimed as her eyes looked dizzy. “Here, let me help you. Once I expand my wings, you will feel what it’s like to have love in your heart!”, she concluded. She held her hands in prayer. She chanted, “Dear Lord, please help this friend of mine to fully realize the meaning of love, and that he continues to keep in his mind how to love.” She pointed her right finger to the Hobbit and exclaimed, “Demon before me, from now on you will live to love and remain happy for the rest of your life!”
A bright pink ray shone forth, hitting the Hobbit as the Hobbit felt like it was electrocuted. “AWWWWWRRRRGH!”, shouted the Hobbit. After it was left in smoke, the Hobbit was silent but its face was in a blissful state. “Oh no! Mr. Hobbit? Are you alright?” Flonne was shocked at what she had done as she held her cheeks.
“Love! I’m so happy! …I’ve never been this happy!” the Hobbit exclaimed as its eyes were in love. “I love the rocks, I love the stars!” Then the Hobbit breathed the air, “oooh, even the air! I looooove it!” Flonne was happy and she replied, “I’m so happy for you Mr. Hobbit.”
With the Hobbit still infatuated, it looked into Flonne’s face. Suddenly, the Hobbit responded, “young lady, I love you too!” Flonne was surprised and answered, “HUH?!”
“Young lady, you are sooooo beautiful!”, the Hobbit sighed momentarily. Flonne thought to herself as her right foot stepped backward, “Oh dear! I think I overdid it! Did I??” The Hobbit continued, “you, you! Please! Marry me! I love you!!” Flonne was shocked. She turned back and started running as she shouted, “N-noooo!! Get away from me!!” The Hobbit chased after her. With its eyes still in love and its arms open wide, it exclaimed, “where are you going?? Don’t leave me!! Come back!! I LOVE YOU!! I wanna marry you RIGHT NOW!” Flonne was disgusted and answered back while she was running, “Ewww, leave me alone!!” The Hobbit chased Flonne outside the Stellar Graveyard until the whole wasteland was left quiet.
(Well, I tried... That was long! How did that do?)
