The New Corrupt a Wish Thread

[Homsar1928]

For an explanation of this game, just go here.

I wish The Beatles were back together and they were the age that they were when they made Sgt. Peppers.

[Presence]

Granted, but you just shifted time back to that era instead. They make all the same stuff and you're still not alive to see it. Yoko Ono is even back, despite being killed by a prior wish.

I wish that I could cast Wish three times per day at no experience point cost to myself.

[Empress of Kitten]

Granted, but your day repeats itself over and over without your knowledge. Have fun with those three wishes.

I wish I didn't need to carry so many books for class.

[Homsar1928]

Granted, but that's only because you couldn't afford them, you don't have the books for class, and you fail.

I wish I was the best musician ever.

[Presence]

Granted, but you eventually collapse under the weight of your own genius in this tortured, stupid world and commit suicide. Happens to the best of us!

I wish I worked in the county building so I could change my stupid birth certificate so I could finally get on with this stupid life. Blah.

[humarwhitill]

grantd you acidently deleted it

I wish I was 7' 00''

[Presence]

Granted. Now everybody irritates you with questions such as, "Do you play basketball?!" and whatnot. You also hit your head on many-a-thing.

I wish I were the lizard queen. (Don't think anybody here would get this - oh well~!)

[Homsar1928]

Granted, but that just means Laharu was actually that guy in the flash movie and this board doesn't exist.

I wish that there was no lame way to corrupt this wish.

[Presence]

Granted! ... >_>

I wish I had that hat I requested.

[laharl]

Granted but it doesnt fit anymore.

I wish for a non Corrupted wish.