Post by Overlord Sothmir on Apr 8, 2007 14:21:24 GMT -5
The static of the television was lifted once more, with a familiar jingle and the decorated newsroom. Usagi is surrounded by several colourful eggs, and a basket full of even more of said eggs rested next to his nameplate. The news room was full of millions of eye-bleeding colours, and a large sign hung just above the news room screen that read in large red letters "Happy Easter".
"Iiiiiiit's 6'o clock, and time for the neeeews! I'm your host, Usagi the Easter Bunny of Damnation and Gluttony! We'd like to remind today's viewers that this broadcast is brought to you by Burn it All(TM) Cleaning Products! For when it comes to cleanliness, there is no such thing as overkill!" he said as he moved some eggs out of the way of his hand space.
"Today's line-up includes some updates on the Veldime Crisis and the declaration of war between the Krichevskoy Family and Baal. We also have some exciting information about the Disgaea Reminisce Netherworld as well! And seeing as how today is the day where we replaced one important figure with another, we will give a little bonus segment upon the meaning of Easter!" Usagi said, knowing that this was going to be highly contraversial.
The screen changed to a picture of a demon warrior who first looked very mighty, but on the other side of the screen, there was an "F" over his head, and he suddenly did not look so powerful any longer.
"The Disgaea Reminisce netherworld now has some special requirements to meet before demons begin claiming that they are a mighty being from another netherworld with unlimited power. By introducing ranks, many arrogant demons have been put in their place. The ranks go from F all the way up to A and S, though there are rumoured to be a select few characters who are of an 'Omega' status. This system prevents originally created characters from being supremely powerful right off of the bat, and makes sure that they work to earn their right to power. Some advantages of a higher rank includes having an advantage in battle, and having access to more powerful vassals. Creator of the Disgaea Reminisce netherworld would like to thank Fatima for her assistance and credits her with the creation of the system, which effectively kills god-modding before it can even start. Take that, Dragon Ball Z!" Usagi exclaimed, almost a bit angrily at the end.
The screen then shifted to what looked to be Etna, with a whip, a chair, and some chains.
"In other Disgaea Reminisce news, the widely known dominatrix of the Disgaea Reminisce has returned! beautyqueenetna is back, so new comers better be ready for some chaining and spanking when they enter -this- netherworld!" Usagi said throwing in some staged laughter.
After this bit, the screen changed to a scene of two armies locked in battle, the sky enveloped in fire, and the ground covered with corpses.
"It seems that war has begun between the Krichevskoy Bloodline and the armies of Overlord Baal. Krichevskoy Strategists prepare for the powerful armies of Baal, while in the shadows, third parties may attempt to side with Prince Laharal, and even more shocking! It seems that there may even be some angelic involvement! Though it is likely that the Great Overlord Baal with crush them anyway, it is sure to be a climatic clash between the forces of Supremely Evil and Less Evil. Remember to stay tuned to hear more developments!" Usagi said, actually sounding genuinely excited.
The screen shifted again as the one of the "P"s from Happy Easter fell off of the screen and landed with a loud crash. This time, it was a picture of Adell and his current group once more, only this time, a large Hell Dragon being ridden by a Beast Master, and two much smaller Holy Dragons being ridden by a Zombie King and a Flora Beast were drawing closer to them. The strange Mothman from the last broadcast had an angry vein mark over his forehead as he seemed to try to be reasoning with a very stubborn Rozalin, who had her arms crossed and was looking away from the Mothman. The ninja was simply looking stoicly at the dragons through blazing crimson eyes.
"It seems that the princess's captors are in even more trouble than they were before! Having survived the first assault by Overlord Zenon's servants, it seems that a group of the Overlord's elite vassals draw ever closer to this group of rag-tag kidnappers. Will they survive the second onslaught? Not likely. But stay tuned and find out anyway!" Usagi said in his overly dramatic tone.
The screen changed for a final time, with a picture of the Dark Lord Valvolgia, with Micky getting scolded at by Ophelia, and Drezden looking as violent and crazed as usual.
"And for today's final story, the Dark Lord Valvolgia will finally get him...her...er...itself involved with the current plight of Overlord Zetta! Though Micky is reluctant to take over Zetta's netherworld when it is created, Ophelia will not have it otherwise! And of course, Drezden is always more than happy to cause some wonton destruction. Now that all of the Over and Underlords of the Makai netherverse are involved, things are likely to get very violent! So be on the watch for severed limbs you can take as souvineers!" Usagi exclaimed, as if he too were ready to go claim some limbs.
Usagi quickly looked at his watch, and visibly sighed with relief.
"Well folks, it seems that we are out of time today! No easter segment, eh? Certainly dodged a bullet there!" he said, laughing nervously.
"Well, that is all for today, stay tuned for the ever popular 'Are you stupider than a Baciel?' hosted by John Houndunworthy. How many people will die tonight due to the short-tempered Baciel? Stay tuned and find out!" he said in a somewhat rushed tone, hoping for the broadcast to end ASAP.
And he got his wish, as the television once again returned to static.
"Iiiiiiit's 6'o clock, and time for the neeeews! I'm your host, Usagi the Easter Bunny of Damnation and Gluttony! We'd like to remind today's viewers that this broadcast is brought to you by Burn it All(TM) Cleaning Products! For when it comes to cleanliness, there is no such thing as overkill!" he said as he moved some eggs out of the way of his hand space.
"Today's line-up includes some updates on the Veldime Crisis and the declaration of war between the Krichevskoy Family and Baal. We also have some exciting information about the Disgaea Reminisce Netherworld as well! And seeing as how today is the day where we replaced one important figure with another, we will give a little bonus segment upon the meaning of Easter!" Usagi said, knowing that this was going to be highly contraversial.
The screen changed to a picture of a demon warrior who first looked very mighty, but on the other side of the screen, there was an "F" over his head, and he suddenly did not look so powerful any longer.
"The Disgaea Reminisce netherworld now has some special requirements to meet before demons begin claiming that they are a mighty being from another netherworld with unlimited power. By introducing ranks, many arrogant demons have been put in their place. The ranks go from F all the way up to A and S, though there are rumoured to be a select few characters who are of an 'Omega' status. This system prevents originally created characters from being supremely powerful right off of the bat, and makes sure that they work to earn their right to power. Some advantages of a higher rank includes having an advantage in battle, and having access to more powerful vassals. Creator of the Disgaea Reminisce netherworld would like to thank Fatima for her assistance and credits her with the creation of the system, which effectively kills god-modding before it can even start. Take that, Dragon Ball Z!" Usagi exclaimed, almost a bit angrily at the end.
The screen then shifted to what looked to be Etna, with a whip, a chair, and some chains.
"In other Disgaea Reminisce news, the widely known dominatrix of the Disgaea Reminisce has returned! beautyqueenetna is back, so new comers better be ready for some chaining and spanking when they enter -this- netherworld!" Usagi said throwing in some staged laughter.
After this bit, the screen changed to a scene of two armies locked in battle, the sky enveloped in fire, and the ground covered with corpses.
"It seems that war has begun between the Krichevskoy Bloodline and the armies of Overlord Baal. Krichevskoy Strategists prepare for the powerful armies of Baal, while in the shadows, third parties may attempt to side with Prince Laharal, and even more shocking! It seems that there may even be some angelic involvement! Though it is likely that the Great Overlord Baal with crush them anyway, it is sure to be a climatic clash between the forces of Supremely Evil and Less Evil. Remember to stay tuned to hear more developments!" Usagi said, actually sounding genuinely excited.
The screen shifted again as the one of the "P"s from Happy Easter fell off of the screen and landed with a loud crash. This time, it was a picture of Adell and his current group once more, only this time, a large Hell Dragon being ridden by a Beast Master, and two much smaller Holy Dragons being ridden by a Zombie King and a Flora Beast were drawing closer to them. The strange Mothman from the last broadcast had an angry vein mark over his forehead as he seemed to try to be reasoning with a very stubborn Rozalin, who had her arms crossed and was looking away from the Mothman. The ninja was simply looking stoicly at the dragons through blazing crimson eyes.
"It seems that the princess's captors are in even more trouble than they were before! Having survived the first assault by Overlord Zenon's servants, it seems that a group of the Overlord's elite vassals draw ever closer to this group of rag-tag kidnappers. Will they survive the second onslaught? Not likely. But stay tuned and find out anyway!" Usagi said in his overly dramatic tone.
The screen changed for a final time, with a picture of the Dark Lord Valvolgia, with Micky getting scolded at by Ophelia, and Drezden looking as violent and crazed as usual.
"And for today's final story, the Dark Lord Valvolgia will finally get him...her...er...itself involved with the current plight of Overlord Zetta! Though Micky is reluctant to take over Zetta's netherworld when it is created, Ophelia will not have it otherwise! And of course, Drezden is always more than happy to cause some wonton destruction. Now that all of the Over and Underlords of the Makai netherverse are involved, things are likely to get very violent! So be on the watch for severed limbs you can take as souvineers!" Usagi exclaimed, as if he too were ready to go claim some limbs.
Usagi quickly looked at his watch, and visibly sighed with relief.
"Well folks, it seems that we are out of time today! No easter segment, eh? Certainly dodged a bullet there!" he said, laughing nervously.
"Well, that is all for today, stay tuned for the ever popular 'Are you stupider than a Baciel?' hosted by John Houndunworthy. How many people will die tonight due to the short-tempered Baciel? Stay tuned and find out!" he said in a somewhat rushed tone, hoping for the broadcast to end ASAP.
And he got his wish, as the television once again returned to static.