fatima
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Post by fatima on Jan 28, 2007 15:38:32 GMT -5
Fatima was trying to think of something to help the Majin out in making his dreams come true.
"I'd... prefer not to use something off my shoe, but... well, whatever works, I guess!"
"Doood... what now?" Mike asked.
"Well... I'm not sure if we're close enough to show him the base, but... maybe if he could spread the word around about wanting to buy the Prinny's off of people who don't want 'em. That way he could have more people helping him to become the Majin Chef Chez!"
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Post by Crez Horoto on Jan 28, 2007 22:15:42 GMT -5
"My name is Crez, not Chez and I take offense to you calling me that! Just call me Crez, no Majin or chef in front of it. Cooking and knitting are my hobbies! Do not take me for a fool because I like these things! I could always crush your skull with one hand, remember that." he spoke in an attempt to sound intimidating. "So I could help you, but only if you never call me that again and fear me!" he crossed his arms and laughed maniacally.
"My mother always said to act more evil." he recalled
"Time for me to be evil!" he then picked up some nearby snow and threw it at one of the prinnies eyes. "See? You must fear me if you want me to help!" he continued to laugh. "Okay so do you fear me?" he was ready to grab more snow.
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fatima
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Post by fatima on Jan 30, 2007 22:54:25 GMT -5
"Crez! Crez! Okay! Sorry!" Fatima replied.
Seeing the snowball flying at one of her friends, "he" stood in front of the line of fire.
"HEY!"
Getting pelted on the shoulder pretty hard, a part of her cape fluttered behind her and one of her angel feathers fluttered to the ground. Looking down, the entire group just stood there and gawked at it for a few moments, beads of sweat now pouring down from all of them.
"Doooooooooood!" Mike gasped.
Grotto looked up at Crez with a sheepish look... after thinking for awhile she picked up the feather and offered it to Crez.
"Uhm... Care for a cooking ingredient?"
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Post by Crez Horoto on Jan 31, 2007 20:27:56 GMT -5
Crez picked up the feather, sniffed it a little, crumpled it up, and threw it aside. "Nice try, but I am not that dumb, I realized you were an angel with that God stuff, plus that feather seemed a tad bit holy. The point is you lied, and do you know what I do with liars? I kill them!" he retracted his arm and threw a punch straight at Grotto. He stopped his fist an inch away from his face and pulled his arm back.
"Nah I am just kidding; I would not kill anyone just for lying. But you lied about being evil, and you sorta lied about your race. I bet I am gonna find out something like you are really a girl!" Crez let out a laugh "But you could not be a girl, first off, you are nowhere pretty enough to be a girl and I doubt a female angel could even lift a sword. The explanation for your feminine voice is that it is not a feminine voice at all! You are going through puberty and your voice box thing is growing longer or something!" Crez closed his eyes and folded his arms while smiling.
"I remember when I went through puberty, it was some pretty crazy years!" then his happy expression melted into a serious expression. "But you must not give into your urges, pre-marital sex may seem like fun but it is not; you know why? STDs thats why!"
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fatima
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Post by fatima on Jan 31, 2007 22:46:39 GMT -5
"I said I was blaphemous... I never said I was evil." Grotto replied. "A friend of mine once said there was no such thing as absolute good or absolute evil... I disagreed with him until now. Because if you were fully evil as a demon, you wouldn't be giving me advice about staying away from STD's... soooo... you're the liar!"
Grotto folded "his" arms and laughed.
"So... in telling me something good, you lied about being evil yourself. Wow! That's sinister!"
"D... Dood, now you're messing with MY head!" Tike whined.
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Post by Crez Horoto on Feb 1, 2007 21:09:17 GMT -5
Crez stood still for a while staring blankly into the air with a little bit of saliva dripping from his mouth. "Ok! I am not entirely evil! But I am of course evil!" Crez made a snowball again and threw it at Tike's eyes.
"Wait....I lied about being evil, which makes me evil? But you make no sense. Besides, no one likes STDs so if you got one I doubt anyone would wanna "be with you" if you catch my drift. So I am saying it out of poor gain and selfish reasons! Therefor I am evil so HAH!"
he refolded his arms and laughed maniacally. He then looks at Grotto emotionless "Seriously though if you confuse me like that again I will slowly and painfully kill you." he grabbed a finger with his left hand and bent it all the way backward then twisted it 360 degrees. If you looked at Crez's face you see no signs of pain or sorrow. "See? I have quite a high toilerance to........OH F*** THIS F***ING HURTS!!"
he grabbed his finger and started to jump around yelling in pain until he manually and painfully twisted it back into place.
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fatima
Prinny God
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Post by fatima on Feb 2, 2007 0:06:13 GMT -5
"... And... I'm confusing? This is getting nowhere... I have Prinnies to save. Have fun with you're sado-massochism."
Tike fell over from the snowball and whined as Grotto turned away from Crez. Picking up Tike and hoisting him on "his" shoulder, Grotto departs from the scene, trying to find more information about the Prinnies.
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Post by Crez Horoto on Feb 3, 2007 1:47:04 GMT -5
"Okay then bye!" Crez turned around, put on his skates, and started to practice ice skating again.
(Yeah I will be leaving this thread now >_>...)
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