fatima
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Post by fatima on Jan 23, 2007 23:03:22 GMT -5
The group all stopped in their tracks at the same time, all of them with anime sweat drops in stereo. Calmly, Grotto turned around and smiled with a sheepish grin.
"I'm a Knight! Doesn't everyone have a right to choose their own path? Here's how I see it..."
Grotto got calm and started explaining "everything".
"It's the way of the demon to turn the stomachs of others and walk a blasphemous path, right? If I go the "good guy" route, can you imagine how hated I would be around here? Sort of a reverse psychology kind of thing. Since even demons would find it going against everything they believe, I'm more or less the most blasphemous creature in the Netherworld!"
There... she never said she wasn't a demon, and she didn't lie once. Thinking it was quite a clever cover, perhaps the ideology would spread throughout the Netherworld and even the demons would be interested in being a 'good guy'.
"Wanna sample? I bet I can make you hurl from how pure I am!"
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Post by Crez Horoto on Jan 24, 2007 1:13:01 GMT -5
"Hmm...." Crez thought as hard as he could. "Dan git don't use that reverse-psychology-ism with me! It makes my head hurt!" Crez apparently had tried thinking so hard he hurt his brain. "Okay, so by pretending you are good, you make people hate you? That is honestly pretty dumb. I mean, if someone was nice to me I would like them. But thinking people hate you for being nice is the most retarded thing ever. Are you some sort of demon who stereotypes against his own kind? Because that is the worst kind of stereotype! Maybe if you were all goodie-goodie you would get your ass kicked but just by being nice you should make friends. Besides, no matter how good a demon tries to be, the thought of them praying is near impossible."
Crez then grew a twisted smile. "Which means you must be a masochist, or as I like to call them, 'People who like getting the crap beat out of them'." Crez cracked his knuckles. "So by asking me if I want a sample, you are really challenging me to a duel?"
Crez smiled and thought proud of himself because he thought he had gotten everything correct.
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fatima
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Post by fatima on Jan 24, 2007 11:27:38 GMT -5
"Wha? You like it when people are nice? You're a strange demon!" Grotto replied. "Uhm... well! Then since I was being nice to be hated, to be liked... whyyyy don't we just cut the hate part out?"
"Doood... I think you just made him mad" Mike pointed out.
"Geez... not another Majin!" The knight whined. "I just came here to save the Prinnies."
"Waaaaaah! D... Don't lettem near me! D...dooooood!" Tike whined.
"Well... if I'm going by what I'm going by, then I can't back down..."
"Bra gonna bust some heads?" Spike asked.
The Knight hoisted the sword on "his" back, not quite pulling it out just yet, but kept his casting arm in front of him, just in case the Majin tried anything funny.
((Insert Fatima's battle music here))
"I'll level with you... I love God. Down here, I suppose that does make me a masochist. If that makes you want to pound my face in, then I'm not backing down. I've seen too many human souls wandering down here and I'm sick of the pain they go through while they are down here. I'm here to rescue human souls from their bondage... if doing that requires me to earn your respect, then all bets are off. Now, then. Would you prefer that I honestly be nice to you, or would you prefer the battle?"
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Post by Crez Horoto on Jan 25, 2007 0:16:44 GMT -5
Crez thought hard for a moment "I suppose I would like you to be nice, but I would also love to fight with you. But if I fought with you, you would probably try to kill me. So I cannot decide. By the way I don't give a hoot if you love god, what pissed me off is that you were stereotyping!"
Crez turned his back to the group and sat down. He soon began to sniffle then burst into tears like a young child. "What is it that make people think I am a cold-blooded killer? I am a mammal! I have warm blood and I just want to knit and cook!" he cried to himself, forgetting they were there.
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fatima
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Post by fatima on Jan 25, 2007 10:01:24 GMT -5
"Well... using that thing's skull as a puppet didn't help matters in that respect..." Grotto replied.
He didn't have his hand on his sword anymore, but stayed alert in case this was a trick.
"I guess I was trying to be anti-stereotypical and failed miserably. Sorry about that." Grotto said. "But... if you want to knit and cook, why focus on your fighting ability? It obviously took you a lot of hard work to punch that hard, even if you were a Majin. Why not focus your time on pacifistic stuff?"
The Stooge Squad remained silent, but alert.
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Post by Crez Horoto on Jan 25, 2007 22:03:56 GMT -5
"Because! I am loyal to His Highness Laharl. I have to be a good fighter if I want to be useful. How I can punch that hard you ask? Well let us just say that I was beaten up, stuffed in a box, and was sent down a river where afterward I trained with a relative. I may love to knit and cook, but those are just hobbies. Fighting is a skill you must know if you want to live in a place like this." Crez explained and another cold gust of icy air blew him over on his back and pushed him along the ice for a few feet.
"Focus my time on pacifistic stuff? Is that like a thing babies suck on?" he was still lying down on the ice but he turned his head to look at Grotto, obviously Crez wasn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree; or however that saying went.
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fatima
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Post by fatima on Jan 25, 2007 23:24:58 GMT -5
"Uhm, no. It's skills that don't have to do with fighting. You could make a lot of Hel from your skills so you could pay others to fight for you. But, if you're a servant of a Prince, I understand how you might need a little extra protection."
Fatima thought for a moment... did this Prince have Prinnies that she could set free? It would be a nice start to her mission to get some of the more idiot ones off of his back.
"Hmmm... So tell me about this Prince Laharl! Does he have a lot of Prinnies?"
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Post by Crez Horoto on Jan 26, 2007 3:04:56 GMT -5
"Hmm.....lemme see. Well, he is kinda short, and he wears some red shorts, with matching shoes and a long red scarf that I heard can shift it's shape. He has blue hair and two long things like that look like antennas made out of his hair. He also has this laugh," Crez then attempted to imitate Laharl's laugh. "He also has a huge sword and is incredibly powerful. Crez tried to stand up but another gust of wind knocked him back on his bottom.
"As for prinnies, he has what seems to be an army of them. They cook for him, clean for him, they do anything for him for what I am guessing is less than minimum wage. So in a way you could say they are slaves, but they do have some benefits slaves do not have. Like the prinnies hardly get attacked, and they actually get paid." Crez crossed his arms and nodded his head. "But I would say Laharl could be little nicer, so they do not start a rebellion again; but Laharl could pretty much handle anything. He has nothing to worry about."
Crez cautiously got up and eyed Grotto. "Why do you ask? You are not gonna do anything stupid are you? Because Laharl would kill you where you stand and I would not want a possible future friend going up in flames, though if you are stupid enough to try anything to piss him off, you might just deserve it." As soon as Crez finished his sentence a strong gust of wind knocked him down again.
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fatima
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Post by fatima on Jan 26, 2007 12:38:19 GMT -5
"Naaa... I want to see if I can buy any of his Prinnies off of him. I have a thing for those guys, and I wanna see them sent off so they can get their second chance. If he has so many, though, I'm sure he won't mind parting with a few of them."
Friends with a demon... egads, that would fly like a brick in Celestia. Still he was more... thick than he was evil. Thinking for a few moments, she looked over to Mike for a moment and back to Crez.
"I know there's a mixed menu around here, but my Prinnies know a thing or two about cooking. Not, like, Steel Chef's or anything, but if you ever get your own kitchen, I'd be happy to help you find some ingredients! The good deeds get the Prinnies closer to reincarnation, so I'm sure they'd help out."
"Dood... I'm not so sure about a Netherworld menu" Mike said.
"Yeah, but cooking here and cooking in your past life shouldn't be that different, right?" Grotto asked.
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Post by Crez Horoto on Jan 27, 2007 0:51:08 GMT -5
Meanwhile Crez was picking his nose and looking up at the white sky, though when he heard the prinnies might help him cook his eyes widened and his finger fell from his nose. "Really?! Awesome! I have always cooked by myself but cooking with others? This is so good it just has to be fattening. But you do know I can make delicacies out of anything you scrape off the bottom of your shoe or anything animals leave behind do you? So you might want to make sure your prinnies are not squeamish, or at least wearing blindfolds and gloves." Another gust of wind came and knocked Crez over again. This time though, he was angry.
'Dang it what is with that wind?" Crez stood up again but the wind pushed against his legs and he fell face first into the ice; he looked up at the group. "Did you know with just a few organs from a dead demon and some expired chocolate I could whip up a cake so yummy it could please the most picky eater? The demons I feed think so!" the wind this time came from the opposite direction and hit Crez in the back of the head and his face smashed against the ice again, this time leaving a few cracks.
"I hate winter..." he managed to mutter as he attempted to sit up.
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