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Post by nao on Jul 12, 2007 22:48:02 GMT -5
Eve slept in a puddle of her own drool at the stand hastily crafted out of paper towels, paint, and cardboard boxes. Overall, it rather resembled a child's lemonade stand--except, where a lemonade stand would say "LEMUNADE 5 CENTS", Eve's said "Get in on the ground floor! Become the vassal of the future Overlord!!" Perhaps it wasn't the SMARTEST idea to put her booth in front of the Overlord's castle.
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Post by Riko Savarless on Jul 14, 2007 7:28:58 GMT -5
"I am the Candyman - Coming from Bountyland
I am the Candyman - Coming from Bountyland!
I wish that you were my Lollipop
Sweet things, I will never get enough
If you show me to the sugar tree,
will you give me a sodapop for free?
Come with me Honey,
I'm your sweet sugar Candyman
Run like the wind - fly with me to Bountyland
Bite me, I'm yours - if you're hungry please understand
This is the end - of the sweet sugar Candyman"
Sang a voice as a figure skipped along. The figure was Koppu, a very strange demon who wore a violet shirt, orange pants, blue sneakers, and a spiked steel pauldron on his right shoulder. His hair was yellow, tipped off with orange, and he wore a headband.
Koppu soon noticed Eve and growled before walking over. "What the hell are you doing here?" he asked before smiling and giggling. "I'm Koppu. Who are you?"
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Post by nao on Jul 14, 2007 21:57:57 GMT -5
"Sleeping." Eve mumbled, her head still resting in the puddle of drool. Grudgingly, she picked up her head up, then realising where she was, snapped awake. "KOPPU! HI! By introducing yourself, you've obligated yourself to sign up. She reached underneath the box-table, and withdrew a large stack of papers. She quickly sorted through them, took one out, and began to read aloud.
"Page 2435, Section 9, subsection A: Say your name, YOU ARE MINE." She grinned. "Had you read the document, you'd know that." She giggled. It was completely stupid and illogical, and she knew this.
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Post by Riko Savarless on Jul 15, 2007 7:09:43 GMT -5
Koppu smiled. "Meaning you'll be my friend?" he asked, giggling. He suddenly turned menacing. "I'M A FREE BIRD AND SERVE NOBODY!" but he soon smiled again. "But I'd like to have a friend. Nobody likes me. They all think I'm crazy."
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Post by nao on Aug 8, 2007 13:32:54 GMT -5
"I think you're crazy too. But I don't mind. Who isn't crazy these days." Eve smiled. "I'll be your friend, but you need to help me out by being my vassal. That's what friend's do, right? Help each other out!" Eve smiled that perfect, innocent smile she often practiced. It made hearts melt. She figured she could convince him to be a vassal in one of his non-angry moments, then he'd have no choice. Anyway, she could take him. She was stronger than she looked.
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Post by Riko Savarless on Aug 15, 2007 9:46:26 GMT -5
Koppu smiled. "I've seen things, I've seen them... NO!" he cried. He smiled and walked around a bit. "It seems you believe too strongly in yourself. I shan't be a vassal to anyone. In fact I believe you should be my vassal!" he said in a fake accent. Koppu sat down and licked his shoulder before he smiled. "Meow."
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Post by nao on Aug 17, 2007 23:01:35 GMT -5
"What the hell? I'm never gonna be your vassal. I'm sure I could take you. So, make it easy on yourself and just make the sword oath and sign the paper. That way, it's magically, and legally binding." Eve smiled, but her hand was clenched around the handle of the sword lying under the table.
"I'll be your BEST friend if you do this for me!" She smiled widely and gave her best cute look. She wouldn't give up on this one. He was kinda crazy, but it seemed like he was powerful. He would make a good addition to her (non-existent) troops.
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Post by Riko Savarless on Aug 21, 2007 21:24:07 GMT -5
Koppu began walking away. "Nein! NEIN!" he cried, "I'll not be vassal nobody!" he said, raising his fist into the air. "NEIN!"
The crazy man suddenly turned around and charged forward, aiming a punch at the girl. "I'LL MAKE YOU MY VASSAL!"
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Post by nao on Aug 22, 2007 21:46:23 GMT -5
"I knew it!" Eve ducked and threw a quick kick at his crotch. Regaining her balance, she grabbed her sword and backpedaled a few feet.
"If I defeat you, you'll be my vassal, right! Agree or die!" She raised her sword and winked.
((Happy Birthday~))
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Post by Riko Savarless on Aug 24, 2007 11:27:23 GMT -5
Koppu smiled. "If you lose, you'll be mine! Agreeing to the terms we both do!" he said, drawing his cross Counters after dodging the kick. He smirked. "MEOW!" he cried, before lunging forward. He launched out a punch, but soon ducked low and rolled to the right to launch out another punch. He then kicked out his leg in order to trip Nao.
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