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Post by fatima on Apr 2, 2009 12:05:37 GMT -5
He tapped his sneakered foot while seated on the throne. He was still Prince Laharl... Prince Laharl?! Bah! Why wasn't he an Overlord by now?! Where were his slacking vassals?! They were supposed to conquer the Netherworld in his honor by now! A growl came from his lips as a pair of frustrated fangs appeared.
"Hrrrrrr! I'm BORED!!!"
He shouted loudly as he stood up, growling to himself and crossing his arms. His blue antennas which were part of his hair were standing on end. The Prinnies wandering the main hall froze in terror as Laharl stood on his throne in a very intimidating manner.
"You idiots! Bring all of our vassals here immediately! I want a FULL report about what you slackers have been up to! Why the hell am I not the Overlord yet?!"
"Uh, dood... we haven't had a campaign to conquer the Netherworld in months..."
The Prince had a large sweatdrop fall from his brow as his eyes snapped open in a flaming gold.
"Well, all the more the reason to see what our resources are looking like, RIGHT?! DRAG EVERYONE'S BUTTS IN HERE NOW!"
"Aye, aye, dood!"
The Prinnies scrambled to find all the vassals in the castle as Laharl tapped his foot impatiently while standing on his throne.
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Post by MajinKirby on Apr 3, 2009 14:40:09 GMT -5
(Thank god you're the neww Laharl. Musical has been keeping me inactive, so here goes!~)
As the lime green prinny named Gin walked past the throne room with mop and bucket in hand, he heard a voice as loud as thunder beckon to his prinny squad. Completely stopping, Gin looked at the doors of the throne room, and in an instant, the Prinny Squad as he knew it bursted forth and threatened to trample him. Gin tried to move out of the way, but a prinny from the squad quickly scooped him up, and threw him in front of Laharl. "There's one, d00d!" The prinny went off about his duty again.
Gin shook his head, and got up off of the floor. After dusting himself off, he looked up at the peeved Laharl with awe. "Y-yes, d00d? You needed something?" Gin usually never liked to get the Overlord mad, and something told Gin in the back of his penguin head that just about anything might incite his wrath today. "H-how's your day been, d00d?"
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fatima
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Post by fatima on Apr 5, 2009 14:24:00 GMT -5
((Hey, they break fourth wall with Laharl talking about being the main character of the game, so why can't I?))
Laharl kept his arms crossed as he eyed the Prinny thrown before his feet. His sneaker-clad foot kept tapping impatiently for his vassals to gather in the main hall. He squinted his eyes, trying to recall the events of the past and how to learn from them, but his head started to hurt.
"Damn the plot threads of this game! How many writers are going to be taking over my story, already?! Let's get some real action here for a change!"
He lowered his head in a menacing tone, gazing deeply into Gin like he was digging a hole into his soul.
"You! Prinny! Tell me all that's been going on! It's like every time someone gets a new character around here, the story changes! I'm the main character of this game, damnit! I don't need to be keeping up with all these alternate plot lines!"
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Post by MajinKirby on Apr 5, 2009 20:43:20 GMT -5
Gin stuttered. Real action? Hadn't he had enough when he was fighting Mid-Boss and those dragons? Whatever, he wants the be the main character, he's gonna have to work for it.
"you-uh...well, since you ask...there's a couple of demons in the castle who probably want to kill you, d00d. I'm pretty sure their names are Reiko, Jack, and Alexa...they seem like tough stuff, d00d...but you're probably better then all of them put together, d00d!", Gin said, hoping that Laharl wouldn't get too mad that these demons were going to waste his time.
But maybe...this was a chance for Gin to finally become more than just a prinny in Laharl's eyes! Maybe this was a chance to gain some real power! Gin looked up at Laharl, and saluted. "Hey, I'll go with you into battle, d00d! Instant hand-grenade right here, d00d!" He cringed as the words came out of his mouth. He REALLY didn't like becoming a hand-grenade in fights.
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fatima
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Post by fatima on Apr 7, 2009 12:00:51 GMT -5
"Hmm hmmm hmmm... really? A Prinny who willingly sacrifices himself to be cannon fodder for the Overlord? Interesting! If your Hel is where your beak is, then I'll see to your promotion!"
Waiting for the rest of his vassals to arrive, he cracked his knuckles and took out his sword, polishing it with his cape.
"Hmph! If these demons are so tough, what the hell is taking them so long? If they can't get through my vassals, what makes them think they stand a chance against Overlord Laharl?! If that's really where my vassals are, then I guess I'll give them a little more time. They better bring me their heads on a platter as proof of having a good excuse for being late!"
Slamming the sword to the side of the throne, he motioned for Gin to come forward.
"Well, c'mon, Prinny... Stand next to your Overlord if you really have the guts to face demons instead of running away like all the rest."
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Post by MajinKirby on Apr 7, 2009 14:12:47 GMT -5
P...promotion..?
Gin's jaw slammed off of the floor, rolled out the door, across the entrence hall, and out of the castle. Did he just say PROMOTION?! The last time he had heard those words, it was coming out of Etna's mouth...and it was probably a really sarcastic remark about his work ethic. He went to speak, but found it impossible as all that came out of his mouth was "Haaa baa bah baa braaa"
Suddenly, he remembered that he was in the presence of his lord! He'd better shape up! As quickly as he could, he scurried over to the side of Laharl, the would-be Overlord. Reaching into his backpack, he pulled out his two swords that he was issued when he became a Prinny, and saluted yet again. "Y-YES SIR, D00D! LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS, D00D!!"
Oh yeah. This was gonna be a good day.
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Post by humarwhitill on Apr 11, 2009 20:08:20 GMT -5
Alexa looked down and saw something roll along the ground. She heard some commotion and stepped into the throne room. On the throne was Laharl and Gin was in front of him without a lower jaw. "That is strange," Alexa thought, "How did Laharl get back without us noticing? and why doesn't Gin have a lower jaw?"
Where was everyone? Alexa had seen Laharl go threw the dimensional gate with the other vassals just before Reiko arrived but where were they now? " Oh well," she chuckled, "At least I'll get to see Reiko go all out now."
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Post by boogieknight on Apr 12, 2009 22:04:59 GMT -5
Jack followed Alexa and was startled to find that Laharl has returned to the castle. It was one thing to screw a guy over, but to stand in front of him after doing so would be a problem. It was bad enough that both Laharl and Reiko could kill him with ease, having to stay on one side was not a fun idea.
"Um, hey, Prince," Jack stammered, "The last guy was so amatuerish that you ditched us with this really badass guy who could easily kill us off, so you understand how out of hand things may get."
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fatima
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Post by fatima on Apr 13, 2009 9:23:53 GMT -5
His eyes roared a blazing gold as the Prince was not amused. His fangs were bared as he cracked his knuckles.
"Details, details! Sheesh! You're my vassals! You're supposed to take care of anyone who gets in my way! There was a freaking angel trying to kill me at the time!"
His cape twitched behind him as he pulled his sword from his throne and shot a pose for the people watching the fight.
"Looks like there was a time-space distortion when I went through the gate... can't think of any other reason, to be honest. Even though it's not my fault, I guess I'm feeling generous. Let's press the reset button on the story since people can't seem to keep up with the time to write for a main character. Let's see how this fight goes and I'll divy out promotions depending on your performance in this fight."
Yawning for a moment, he grinned.
"Of course, I hope to kill whomever's breaking in before any of your prove useful to the fight... so you better think fast or stay out of my way!"
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Post by scar on Apr 21, 2009 14:16:15 GMT -5
This is what I get for sneaking into strange buildings.
Lost, confused; there was plenty to steal, but she took nothing. She had no idea where she was-- well, it was obviously a castle, but, that was beside the point. She huffed, stamping a foot, putting her gloved hands behind her head, scratching her head beneath her hat. She may as well stop to observe paintings, then. Nn, screw that. She sighed, putting a hand on her hip, adjusting her shrug-style jacket with the other. Lost, confused, and now bored. If she could find her way out, she would be headed there. She leaned forword, putting her forhead and goggles on the painting in front of her. "What do I do..? Where do I go..?" Oh, great, talking to a painting now.
Ladies and gentlemen, Klepta has lost her mind.
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