Post by MajinKirby on Jan 1, 2009 21:27:42 GMT -5
As the screen flickers to life, Pleinair is seen sitting rather properly at Usagi's newscaster's desk. She looks pretty nervous, and keeps looking off screen for a signal to go. After a few minutes, she finally speaks. "you-um...o-okay, I got it...a-anyways, it's six-o-clock, and time for the news. My name is Pleinair, and I will be your host tonight. Your previously schedueled host, Mr. Usagi, is currently incapable of preforming his job at the moment, due to extreme intoxication from last night's New Year's party. Anyways, let's get to today's top story.", she sais, straightening her papers.
"The top story for today. Importiant canon characters are still missing." As Pleinair says this, the screen behind her turns into an outline of Etna, Lamington, and Vulcanus. A question mark is plastered overtop of the outlines. "It seems that some of the main characters of Disgaea: Hour of Darkness have still not been claimed by the members of Disgaea Reminisce. Some of said characters are Etna, the Seraph Lamington of Celestia, and Archangel Vulcanus. This alarming crisis has been recognised by a few of the members, and a few of them have even taken a second canon character. This prediciment cannot go on like this much longer, as the storyline requires that at least Etna be present."
Pleinair shifted her weight noticibly in her seat, apparently uncomfortable from so much screen-time. "Erm...in other news...oh yes, here we are...it seems that things are really heating up in the netherworld. Overlord Laharl has apparently been spotted at the Frozen River fighting a mysterious and powerful swordswoman. The screen fades into a video of Laharl charging at Sardia, and Sardia using the Dimension Slash attack. Laharl and his men fought bravely, but sadly they retreated due to imminent destruction brought on by the swordswoman casting the feared "Terra Star" magic spell. A few other demons were spotted, but were not importiant enough to interview."
Pleinair squinted at the paper again. "Speaking of such action that's happening in the Netherworld brings us to our next top story. Celestia and Earth have seemingly been eerily quiet for a while now. The screen switches to a completely barren Celestia and Earth. "No one really knows why, but a few of the demons around the netherworld are happy that the angels and humans are finally leaving them alone."
Pleinair sighed. She wanted out of here. "L-last but not least, a special "Happy Birthday" wish goes out to famed member Raspberyl. So...yeah. Happy birthday.", Pleinair said, rather uncaring.
Pleinair looked at the clock on the wall, and smiled. Seven-o-clock. "Well, it's now seven-o-clock. We at Netherworld News wish all of you demons, angels, and humans alike the very best of New Years. This is Pleinair signing off." As soon as she says these words, a door slam is heard, and Usagi is seen running onto the set looking very nervous. He looks at Pleinair, and begins panicing. "Oh my god, we're screwed! No one broadcasted the news today, and it's gonna be all my fault for getting wasted! Goddammit!", Usagi says, pacing around the set.
Pleinair smiles. "Relax. I did it today so you could take today off." Usagi looks at her again. "...are-really? Wow. O-oh, okay. Wooo...thought I was gonna get killed there for a second.", Usagi says, breathing a sigh of relief.
"Man, I just hope no one finds out that I got totally smashed. That would ruin me."
The screen flickers a bit, and goes to black.
(Happy New Years! =D)
"The top story for today. Importiant canon characters are still missing." As Pleinair says this, the screen behind her turns into an outline of Etna, Lamington, and Vulcanus. A question mark is plastered overtop of the outlines. "It seems that some of the main characters of Disgaea: Hour of Darkness have still not been claimed by the members of Disgaea Reminisce. Some of said characters are Etna, the Seraph Lamington of Celestia, and Archangel Vulcanus. This alarming crisis has been recognised by a few of the members, and a few of them have even taken a second canon character. This prediciment cannot go on like this much longer, as the storyline requires that at least Etna be present."
Pleinair shifted her weight noticibly in her seat, apparently uncomfortable from so much screen-time. "Erm...in other news...oh yes, here we are...it seems that things are really heating up in the netherworld. Overlord Laharl has apparently been spotted at the Frozen River fighting a mysterious and powerful swordswoman. The screen fades into a video of Laharl charging at Sardia, and Sardia using the Dimension Slash attack. Laharl and his men fought bravely, but sadly they retreated due to imminent destruction brought on by the swordswoman casting the feared "Terra Star" magic spell. A few other demons were spotted, but were not importiant enough to interview."
Pleinair squinted at the paper again. "Speaking of such action that's happening in the Netherworld brings us to our next top story. Celestia and Earth have seemingly been eerily quiet for a while now. The screen switches to a completely barren Celestia and Earth. "No one really knows why, but a few of the demons around the netherworld are happy that the angels and humans are finally leaving them alone."
Pleinair sighed. She wanted out of here. "L-last but not least, a special "Happy Birthday" wish goes out to famed member Raspberyl. So...yeah. Happy birthday.", Pleinair said, rather uncaring.
Pleinair looked at the clock on the wall, and smiled. Seven-o-clock. "Well, it's now seven-o-clock. We at Netherworld News wish all of you demons, angels, and humans alike the very best of New Years. This is Pleinair signing off." As soon as she says these words, a door slam is heard, and Usagi is seen running onto the set looking very nervous. He looks at Pleinair, and begins panicing. "Oh my god, we're screwed! No one broadcasted the news today, and it's gonna be all my fault for getting wasted! Goddammit!", Usagi says, pacing around the set.
Pleinair smiles. "Relax. I did it today so you could take today off." Usagi looks at her again. "...are-really? Wow. O-oh, okay. Wooo...thought I was gonna get killed there for a second.", Usagi says, breathing a sigh of relief.
"Man, I just hope no one finds out that I got totally smashed. That would ruin me."
The screen flickers a bit, and goes to black.
(Happy New Years! =D)
