Post by MajinKirby on Dec 24, 2008 21:55:55 GMT -5
As the camera turns on, Usagi is seen sitting at his newscaster’s desk eating small Christmas cookies that are shaped like little angels and demons. He’s visibly intoxicated from the mounds of empty wine bottles scattered on his desk, and he looks ready to fall off of his chair. The scenery behind him is decorated festively for the holiday season, and a Christmas tree is lit up behind him.
“Mmmm…cookies are f**king delicious…hey guys!! Hey-yeah…you guys try these cookies?? They’re f**king delic-…hey-HEY!! IS THAT F**KING CAMERA ON?! TURN IT OFF, IT’S BROADCASTING TO EVERY NETHERW-“
The screen goes black.
A few minutes later, the camera turns back on. This time, Usagi is sitting at a neater desk with no cookies or wine bottles in sight, and is now wearing a santa hat. The news music begins playing, and then stops.
“It’s six-o-clock, and time for the news! First of all, I want to wish the very happiest of holidays to every netherworld out there, as well as Earth and Celestia. This is the greatest time of year to just kick back, relax, and enjoy the company of your friends and family.”, Usagi said, obviously being fake for the camera.
“Our top story today. The fan forum known plainly as Disgaea Reminisce is now back on its feet.” As Usagi says this, the screen behind him displays a picture of the front page of the forum, with Christmas tinsel all around it. “The forum’s administrator, Ryuzaki, reportedly, quote, got off of his lazy ass, unquote, and reactivated the website. Soon afterwards, a party was held at the administrator’s house to celebrate the site’s reopening. Nine people were arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct.”
“In other news, where have all the canon characters gone?” As Usagi says this, the screen changes to a picture of Laharl sitting on his throne in a completely empty throne room. Laharl looks pretty mad. “Reports indicate that there are an alarming number of canon characters that have not been claimed yet. Forum administrator Ryuzaki had this to say about the subject.” The screen changes to Ryuzaki’s face in an interview with Usagi, and he speaks. “This thread will be open for 1 week, and at the end of that week, claims will be finalized, and characters who require try-outs will be sorted out. If you try-out for a character and do not get it, you may claim different canon character if possible.” The camera snaps back to Usagi, who has a wine glass in his hand. He’s just about to sip from it, and looks at the camera. He quickly discards it, and grabs his papers again. “So there you have it. If you want to play as a canon character, go get one! If not…go get one anyway!”
“More late breaking news. Disgaea 2 and Makai Kingdom have gone missing.” As Usagi says this, a picture of Adell and Overlord Zetta appear on the screen behind him. A question mark is plastered overtop of their pictures. “Reports indicate that even though Disgaea: Hour of Darkness was made into a roleplaying forum for the members of Disgaea Reminisce, Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories and Makai Kingdom were never created. Although this problem will probably be dealt with later, a few demons decided to make some noise about it.”
“And now, a word from our Overlord, Laharl.” The camera snaps to a view of Laharl’s throne room with Laharl sitting in his throne. He’s obviously reading from the teleprompter. “Fellow demons! It has come to my attention that quite a few of you are seeking employment. Some of you are even considering about asking to become my vassal as a way of receiving employment. I have only this to say: TOO BAD!! Too many of you worthless vagrants have been trying to cozy yourself into my castle! Well, I’m on to you! Only the very best of demons are worthy to work under the rule of the almighty Prince Laharl, got it?! So there! …oh yeah, Merry Christmas and all that corny crap, too. Now turn off that damn camera!!”
The camera snaps back to Usagi. “Remember, you heard it here first, folks. Laharl is only accepting worthy demons as his vassals from here on out. Well, it’s now seven-o-clock. This is Usagi, signing out.” The camera stays fixed on Usagi for a few seconds, and nothing happens.
“Is the camera off? Thank god.” Usagi walks off stage, and after a few seconds, rolls a huge keg of beer onto the set. “Who’s up for keg stands, guys?…Yeah-ha! NOW we’re talking! Okay, Zommie’s going first, and th-…what’s that little red light?…OH SH*T YOU LEFT IT ON AG-“
The screen goes black yet again.
(Merry Christmas. =D)
“Mmmm…cookies are f**king delicious…hey guys!! Hey-yeah…you guys try these cookies?? They’re f**king delic-…hey-HEY!! IS THAT F**KING CAMERA ON?! TURN IT OFF, IT’S BROADCASTING TO EVERY NETHERW-“
The screen goes black.
A few minutes later, the camera turns back on. This time, Usagi is sitting at a neater desk with no cookies or wine bottles in sight, and is now wearing a santa hat. The news music begins playing, and then stops.
“It’s six-o-clock, and time for the news! First of all, I want to wish the very happiest of holidays to every netherworld out there, as well as Earth and Celestia. This is the greatest time of year to just kick back, relax, and enjoy the company of your friends and family.”, Usagi said, obviously being fake for the camera.
“Our top story today. The fan forum known plainly as Disgaea Reminisce is now back on its feet.” As Usagi says this, the screen behind him displays a picture of the front page of the forum, with Christmas tinsel all around it. “The forum’s administrator, Ryuzaki, reportedly, quote, got off of his lazy ass, unquote, and reactivated the website. Soon afterwards, a party was held at the administrator’s house to celebrate the site’s reopening. Nine people were arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct.”
“In other news, where have all the canon characters gone?” As Usagi says this, the screen changes to a picture of Laharl sitting on his throne in a completely empty throne room. Laharl looks pretty mad. “Reports indicate that there are an alarming number of canon characters that have not been claimed yet. Forum administrator Ryuzaki had this to say about the subject.” The screen changes to Ryuzaki’s face in an interview with Usagi, and he speaks. “This thread will be open for 1 week, and at the end of that week, claims will be finalized, and characters who require try-outs will be sorted out. If you try-out for a character and do not get it, you may claim different canon character if possible.” The camera snaps back to Usagi, who has a wine glass in his hand. He’s just about to sip from it, and looks at the camera. He quickly discards it, and grabs his papers again. “So there you have it. If you want to play as a canon character, go get one! If not…go get one anyway!”
“More late breaking news. Disgaea 2 and Makai Kingdom have gone missing.” As Usagi says this, a picture of Adell and Overlord Zetta appear on the screen behind him. A question mark is plastered overtop of their pictures. “Reports indicate that even though Disgaea: Hour of Darkness was made into a roleplaying forum for the members of Disgaea Reminisce, Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories and Makai Kingdom were never created. Although this problem will probably be dealt with later, a few demons decided to make some noise about it.”
“And now, a word from our Overlord, Laharl.” The camera snaps to a view of Laharl’s throne room with Laharl sitting in his throne. He’s obviously reading from the teleprompter. “Fellow demons! It has come to my attention that quite a few of you are seeking employment. Some of you are even considering about asking to become my vassal as a way of receiving employment. I have only this to say: TOO BAD!! Too many of you worthless vagrants have been trying to cozy yourself into my castle! Well, I’m on to you! Only the very best of demons are worthy to work under the rule of the almighty Prince Laharl, got it?! So there! …oh yeah, Merry Christmas and all that corny crap, too. Now turn off that damn camera!!”
The camera snaps back to Usagi. “Remember, you heard it here first, folks. Laharl is only accepting worthy demons as his vassals from here on out. Well, it’s now seven-o-clock. This is Usagi, signing out.” The camera stays fixed on Usagi for a few seconds, and nothing happens.
“Is the camera off? Thank god.” Usagi walks off stage, and after a few seconds, rolls a huge keg of beer onto the set. “Who’s up for keg stands, guys?…Yeah-ha! NOW we’re talking! Okay, Zommie’s going first, and th-…what’s that little red light?…OH SH*T YOU LEFT IT ON AG-“
The screen goes black yet again.
(Merry Christmas. =D)
