Post by Overlord Sothmir on May 2, 2007 21:19:08 GMT -5
No static this time, the television already seems to be on the news channel...how strange.
The familiar jingle and voice boom with the usual excitement.
"Iiiiiiit's 6'o clock, and time for the neeeews! I'm your host, Usagi, and-" started the stuffed rabbit, but he was quickly interrupted by what sounded to be the squeaky voice of a teenage cameraman going through puberty.
"It's actually 6:30." the voice said.
"...@#$&"
The television goes to static, then fades back in to the news channel again. With the same lustre, Usagi begins his opening statement.
"Iiiiiiit's 7'o clock, and time for the neeeews! I'm your host, Usagi-"
"Now it's 7'o five." the same voice interjected.
"...Who asked you? We've been off the air for at least two weeks, and you keep calling me on the time? I oughta..." Usagi began becoming visibly angry, approaching the camera, which went to static quite violently. Several hours pass...
Once again, and hopefully for the last time, the familiar jingle chimes in, and the slightly annoyed voice of the broadcaster's fluxating shout overpowered it.
"Iiiiiiit's 12'o clock, and time for the late night neeeews! I'm your host, Usagi, and in today's belated broadcast, we will do what we always do, only late at night, which makes it signifigantly more important. We apologise for any profanity or vulgarity that took place in any earlier showings, I happen to have an evil twin brother who is slightly less handsome than I am who is trying to ruin my career, it seems to happen to most news broadcasters!" he said, making it somewhat evident that he was making this story up on a whim.
"We give our further apologies, as there is no humourously named company bringing you this broadcast." he added sadly.
"And now, for today's top story!" he shouted, getting back into his persona. As he did so, the screen changed to show a small room, completely overcrowded with demons of all shapes and sizes, uncomfortably close together, and completely unable to move.
"It seems that the Disgaea Reminisce netherworld is showing some growth, as more and more new demons join its ranks. Some of these people have proven to be active, starting their own 'roleplays', as they are called, Behemoth being one of said members." he said, whatever anger he had completely lifted
The screen shifted again to show a typical zombie, rotting flesh and all.
"And it seems that a member, Zombie Jeff has returned to this netherworld. Being known for his love of the vitally challenged, he is a popular figure in this netherworld. So welcome back, Zombie Jeff, and try to keep your stench to yourself!" he said, adding in a fake laugh.
The screen changes again, still showing another even for the Disgaea Reminisce netherworld.
"And a tip of the hat to Peridox, who has won member of the month! A high honour in the Disgaea Reminisce, where everyone must stare at your name for quite some time. Chances are, people might get annoyed about it, but who cares? You're the member of the month!" he said, somewhat enviously.
The screen changes once again, showing first a cat-boy with a fishing hook stuck on his pants and a young scout looking quite confused.
"Due what is thought to be recent river pollution, fishermen are now catching what look to be male nekomata fish. It is advised that the fish are killed on sight, as to not disturb the ecological balance of the river. There is no bounty out, but there is the satisfaction of killing a defenseless mutant, I suppose!" Usagi said, attempting to make it sound exciting.
The screen now showed Laharl's castle surrounded by all sorts of heavy weaponry and traps, and a couple unfortunate prinnies getting caught in their own set-ups.
"It seems that despite how high their chances of destruction are, the demons under the service of Prince Laharl are arming their castle even more heavily than a six-hundred weapon-option battle machine. Though there are probably a several hundred casualties resulting from the setting-up of these traps, there are adamant claims that no such thing happened." he said, shuffling through his papers.
Then, the screen shifted to show a strange, overly colourful circus tent.
"It also seems that the creepy clown demons have made their way back to the ever-active Disgaea netherworld, as a tent of theirs has seemingly appeared out of nowhere. We are planning to delve deeper into this as we find more developments." he said nonchalantly
The screen faded quickly to show the same Veldime group locked in battle on one frame, and then somewhat confused on the next.
"It seems that with the supposed dissapearence of some of the combatants, the dramatic clash on Veldime has temporarily come to a halt. Worry not! For they are most certainly working on it, and in a few short moments, we will be back to watching the violence we enjoy so much!" he said, really wanting some violence.
The screen shifted to an angry hellcat, an angry Pram, and an angry looking demon in a black military outfit.
"And in the Makai Kingdom, there is mass chaos! Pram, seemingly angry at her hellcat pet, Kite, broke one of her vases, and the hellcat's heart! Colonel Vundtstein, as our sources say he is called, was as uptight as usual, and attempted to solve out the problem. Chances are he will make it worse, and might end up just whipping out the tanks and guns to destroy Pram's enemies anyway! Stay tuned and find out if we might find more violence!" ...Usagi really wanted his violence.
"And, I believe that about covers it! Ah! But wait, it seems that something has just come in!" Usagi said as he took a paper that was handed to him.
"Anyone who is willing to work as a camera man for this news broadcast may find an opening, as the current camera man has mysteriously been murdered! The camera that is recording this is temporarily being controlled by a robot, which this station just does not trust! So any corpereal beings who wish to stare at me through a lens all day, and wish to get paid three dollars an hour, send in your application today!" he said, knowing full well what happened to the last one...
"Stay tuned, we hope to get back on a much more regulated schedule! So, your television won't be static like it always is, you silly lifeless layabouts!"
With that, the television resumed its normal static.
The familiar jingle and voice boom with the usual excitement.
"Iiiiiiit's 6'o clock, and time for the neeeews! I'm your host, Usagi, and-" started the stuffed rabbit, but he was quickly interrupted by what sounded to be the squeaky voice of a teenage cameraman going through puberty.
"It's actually 6:30." the voice said.
"...@#$&"
The television goes to static, then fades back in to the news channel again. With the same lustre, Usagi begins his opening statement.
"Iiiiiiit's 7'o clock, and time for the neeeews! I'm your host, Usagi-"
"Now it's 7'o five." the same voice interjected.
"...Who asked you? We've been off the air for at least two weeks, and you keep calling me on the time? I oughta..." Usagi began becoming visibly angry, approaching the camera, which went to static quite violently. Several hours pass...
Once again, and hopefully for the last time, the familiar jingle chimes in, and the slightly annoyed voice of the broadcaster's fluxating shout overpowered it.
"Iiiiiiit's 12'o clock, and time for the late night neeeews! I'm your host, Usagi, and in today's belated broadcast, we will do what we always do, only late at night, which makes it signifigantly more important. We apologise for any profanity or vulgarity that took place in any earlier showings, I happen to have an evil twin brother who is slightly less handsome than I am who is trying to ruin my career, it seems to happen to most news broadcasters!" he said, making it somewhat evident that he was making this story up on a whim.
"We give our further apologies, as there is no humourously named company bringing you this broadcast." he added sadly.
"And now, for today's top story!" he shouted, getting back into his persona. As he did so, the screen changed to show a small room, completely overcrowded with demons of all shapes and sizes, uncomfortably close together, and completely unable to move.
"It seems that the Disgaea Reminisce netherworld is showing some growth, as more and more new demons join its ranks. Some of these people have proven to be active, starting their own 'roleplays', as they are called, Behemoth being one of said members." he said, whatever anger he had completely lifted
The screen shifted again to show a typical zombie, rotting flesh and all.
"And it seems that a member, Zombie Jeff has returned to this netherworld. Being known for his love of the vitally challenged, he is a popular figure in this netherworld. So welcome back, Zombie Jeff, and try to keep your stench to yourself!" he said, adding in a fake laugh.
The screen changes again, still showing another even for the Disgaea Reminisce netherworld.
"And a tip of the hat to Peridox, who has won member of the month! A high honour in the Disgaea Reminisce, where everyone must stare at your name for quite some time. Chances are, people might get annoyed about it, but who cares? You're the member of the month!" he said, somewhat enviously.
The screen changes once again, showing first a cat-boy with a fishing hook stuck on his pants and a young scout looking quite confused.
"Due what is thought to be recent river pollution, fishermen are now catching what look to be male nekomata fish. It is advised that the fish are killed on sight, as to not disturb the ecological balance of the river. There is no bounty out, but there is the satisfaction of killing a defenseless mutant, I suppose!" Usagi said, attempting to make it sound exciting.
The screen now showed Laharl's castle surrounded by all sorts of heavy weaponry and traps, and a couple unfortunate prinnies getting caught in their own set-ups.
"It seems that despite how high their chances of destruction are, the demons under the service of Prince Laharl are arming their castle even more heavily than a six-hundred weapon-option battle machine. Though there are probably a several hundred casualties resulting from the setting-up of these traps, there are adamant claims that no such thing happened." he said, shuffling through his papers.
Then, the screen shifted to show a strange, overly colourful circus tent.
"It also seems that the creepy clown demons have made their way back to the ever-active Disgaea netherworld, as a tent of theirs has seemingly appeared out of nowhere. We are planning to delve deeper into this as we find more developments." he said nonchalantly
The screen faded quickly to show the same Veldime group locked in battle on one frame, and then somewhat confused on the next.
"It seems that with the supposed dissapearence of some of the combatants, the dramatic clash on Veldime has temporarily come to a halt. Worry not! For they are most certainly working on it, and in a few short moments, we will be back to watching the violence we enjoy so much!" he said, really wanting some violence.
The screen shifted to an angry hellcat, an angry Pram, and an angry looking demon in a black military outfit.
"And in the Makai Kingdom, there is mass chaos! Pram, seemingly angry at her hellcat pet, Kite, broke one of her vases, and the hellcat's heart! Colonel Vundtstein, as our sources say he is called, was as uptight as usual, and attempted to solve out the problem. Chances are he will make it worse, and might end up just whipping out the tanks and guns to destroy Pram's enemies anyway! Stay tuned and find out if we might find more violence!" ...Usagi really wanted his violence.
"And, I believe that about covers it! Ah! But wait, it seems that something has just come in!" Usagi said as he took a paper that was handed to him.
"Anyone who is willing to work as a camera man for this news broadcast may find an opening, as the current camera man has mysteriously been murdered! The camera that is recording this is temporarily being controlled by a robot, which this station just does not trust! So any corpereal beings who wish to stare at me through a lens all day, and wish to get paid three dollars an hour, send in your application today!" he said, knowing full well what happened to the last one...
"Stay tuned, we hope to get back on a much more regulated schedule! So, your television won't be static like it always is, you silly lifeless layabouts!"
With that, the television resumed its normal static.