Post by Sneaky McKill on Jul 25, 2006 17:45:20 GMT -5
My name is Thom and I have no online RPing experience. I've been playing Dungeon's and Dragons for a year and RO for not as long. I like message boards. And so I leave you with this.
Thomas Burns, born "Jaffus McDoogle" made his humble beginnings on the planet mars, where after his childhood he thought to himself "I am 3 years old, and time has just passed me on by. I need to go to the land of opportunity!" And so he embarked on his way to the sun, which in his mind was the land of opportunity. In reality, had he made it, he would have burned alive before he got there, but lucky for him, he is a complete moron and crash landed on earth before he could get there. The jungle was a scary place for Jaffus, which is nice for him, because he didn't crash there. He crashed in a place which the native humans call "San Jose, California". Unfortunately, most people know it as the "San Fransisco Bay Area", for lack of understanding that it is in fact not the land of TRUE aliens. He began to observe his surroundings and integrating himself into the culture. One way he was most fond of integrating himself was through the art of music. He picked a variety of instruments and began to learn about the different musical groups the earth had to offer. One day, to his suprise, he found a group he recognized. They were called Radiohead, and they too were from the planet Mars. On their way to the land of opportunity they were hit by Walt Disney and crash landed in a part of England called Oxford. As distressed as they were, they began on their own musical journey which of course led to stardome. It is a little known fact that most exceptional musicians are in fact from Mars. Michael Jackson is not an example of this.
Thomas Burns, born "Jaffus McDoogle" made his humble beginnings on the planet mars, where after his childhood he thought to himself "I am 3 years old, and time has just passed me on by. I need to go to the land of opportunity!" And so he embarked on his way to the sun, which in his mind was the land of opportunity. In reality, had he made it, he would have burned alive before he got there, but lucky for him, he is a complete moron and crash landed on earth before he could get there. The jungle was a scary place for Jaffus, which is nice for him, because he didn't crash there. He crashed in a place which the native humans call "San Jose, California". Unfortunately, most people know it as the "San Fransisco Bay Area", for lack of understanding that it is in fact not the land of TRUE aliens. He began to observe his surroundings and integrating himself into the culture. One way he was most fond of integrating himself was through the art of music. He picked a variety of instruments and began to learn about the different musical groups the earth had to offer. One day, to his suprise, he found a group he recognized. They were called Radiohead, and they too were from the planet Mars. On their way to the land of opportunity they were hit by Walt Disney and crash landed in a part of England called Oxford. As distressed as they were, they began on their own musical journey which of course led to stardome. It is a little known fact that most exceptional musicians are in fact from Mars. Michael Jackson is not an example of this.
